Babyhood

My darlings, I know you want to read all about your birth, first tooth, first steps, first words, first rude words and favourite toys, but vanity compels me to preface your actual physical arrival on this planet with a little background, not least of all, your parents' wedding. After all, the whole point (for us) of getting married was to MAKE BABIES! And not just any old babies, but a Kevin baby and a Pauline baby in particular. So you both definitely already existed in 1993, as a twinkle in your father's eye!